- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Hail Hitler

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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