- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A dyslexic blind man

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Women's rights.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

So, same time tomorrow then?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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