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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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