What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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