- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

WNBA

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Jebron Lames.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Women's rights.

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