How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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