- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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