Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Guest what? Dog

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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You sick fiend

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