- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

hashtags suck balls

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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