- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I am a mime

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

BIG MAC'S

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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