- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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