- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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