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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

fish fishy caoimhin

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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