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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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