A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

thumb_up thumb_down +19

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops