DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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