yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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