- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

PIED NINNY!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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