- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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