Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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