- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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