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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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