- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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