I like poop in my butt

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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