- Anti Joke

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.