- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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