A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man was shot. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

thumb_up thumb_down -36

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

HOLY COW!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops