- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

woman's lacrosse

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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