If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

aodhan hearty

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

The cream, it is coming

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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