Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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