What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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