- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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