YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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