- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

don't just stand there

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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