Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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the redsox

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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