- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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