- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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