- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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