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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

the economy.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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