What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

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