- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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