Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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