What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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