whats black? the colour

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Male leadership.

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Hello penis

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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