- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

knock knock whos there? nobody

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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