- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

a man checks his mypsace

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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