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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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