- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

the sky is green no it is not

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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