- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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