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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

dat shoe shine tho

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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