- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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