- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

knock knock There's no door

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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