- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Bitch

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How old are you? 7

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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