- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Massie is a fatass

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