A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Sixty... eight

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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