- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock knock open

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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