Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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