- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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