- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

SUCK MY NUTS

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Mogok Papiti.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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