A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...