My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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