What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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