- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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