How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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