- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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