- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Women's rights.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Your big dick.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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