Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man