Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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womans having rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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