My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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