- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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