- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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