If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Pickles are powerful

my egg roll

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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