Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Oh, go away

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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