- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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