- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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