- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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