How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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