Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I'm Polish.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A cat playing laser tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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