A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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