Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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