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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

OOOOPPS /

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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