- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

what is red white and blue? the french flag

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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