What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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