- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

i saw amango it splootered

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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