What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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