What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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