What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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whats black and large -me

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Chuck Norris.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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