Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Sex education in Texas,

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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