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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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