what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

women's rights.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Women's Rights

save me from the nothing ive become

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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