Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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