What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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9/11

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

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