My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Take part of what?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How did the black person die? Of old age

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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