- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Who wants $300? Me too.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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