how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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