joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Fat people

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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