Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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silver bullet?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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