Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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