- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what is orange? an orange

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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