Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

My jeans

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

penis in the camel

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