An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Major League Soccer

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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