- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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