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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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