Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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KILL WHITEY

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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