What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Take part of what?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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