- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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