Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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